Allergies Blooooooooooooow

Everyone is at the bar and I'm at home sneezing, wheezing, sniffling, rubbing my eyes, and generally feeling like a half-sick, all-exhausted Gross-O. Nobody wants that guy around and, to be honest, I don't want to be around me either. Nothing is funny, nothing is enjoyable, all I'm worried about is not dripping snot or drooling (as I breath through my mouth). All around UGH.

I need to live in a dessert... without flowering plants.

Yesterday was even worse when my eye swelled up from allergies.


Tell me I'm beautiful.